Oh boy :)

Hi everyone! Wow, haven’t been here in who knows how long. This year has sucked so badly, but I’m getting through it. Tried Soiia’s crepe recipe! They were so good.

What’s the difference between lettuce and backpacks?
A lot of things.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived near a bay, they’d be bagels.

What’s black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.

What’s black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed it.

What’s gray and clear at the same time?
An elephant in a plastic baggie.

What’s yellow and flies through walls?
A magic banana.

What’s purple and fuzzy?
A purple fuzz.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

That’s all for now. Love you guys!

shell escaping on January 29th, 2010 | 4 escape

you’re funneh <3

by fairy | January 31st, 2010 at 5:41 pm

i remember when i was like 12 i heard the monkey joke and i almost peed in my pants D: i love you shelltard!!! <3

by trang | January 31st, 2010 at 8:52 pm

ha. you freak shell 😛

by soiia | February 26th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I like the one about the penguin falling down the hill. haaa 🙂

Okay…I have a suggestion. The text in this text box is so light that it’s hard to see if I’ve made a mistake. Maybe it should be darker?

by Lauren | May 11th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
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